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23 Popular Professions Defined By Urban Dictionary

Related words below selected from corresponding urbandictionary.com definition pages

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1. Banker

Related words: evil, greedy, finance, jew, money, wall street
Via urbandictionary.com

Related words: evil, greedy, finance, jew, money, wall street

2. Consultant

Related words: bullshit, corporate, expert, slut
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Related words: bullshit, corporate, expert, slut

3. Auditor

Related words: accountant, big 4, cpa, clipboarder, tax, slavery
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Related words: accountant, big 4, cpa, clipboarder, tax, slavery

4. Financial Advisor

Related words: blood-squid, con-artist, finance, market crash, money, portfolio
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Related words: blood-squid, con-artist, finance, market crash, money, portfolio

5. Doctor

Related words: medicine, awesome, physician, sex, sick
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Related words: medicine, awesome, physician, sex, sick

6. Dentist

Related words: cavity, dick, mouth, oral, pain, tooth fairy
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Related words: cavity, dick, mouth, oral, pain, tooth fairy

7. Psychiatrist

Related words: fraud, prozac, shrink, sigmund freud
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Related words: fraud, prozac, shrink, sigmund freud

8. Psychologist

Related words: brain, bullshit, dr. phil, freud, shrink
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Related words: brain, bullshit, dr. phil, freud, shrink

9. Nutritionist

Related words: cookie swatter, diet, health freak
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Related words: cookie swatter, diet, health freak

10. Lawyer

Related words: court, jew, liar, money, politician
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Related words: court, jew, liar, money, politician

11. Legal Assistant

Related words: hot, paralegal, secretary, underpaid
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Related words: hot, paralegal, secretary, underpaid

12. Engineer

Related words: nerd, math, science, university, sex
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Related words: nerd, math, science, university, sex

13. Programmer

Related words: brogrammer, c++, hacker, leet, nerd
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Related words: brogrammer, c++, hacker, leet, nerd

14. Teacher

Related words: awesome, bitch, education, hell
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Related words: awesome, bitch, education, hell

15. Professor

Related words: asshole, college, crazy, education, prostate exam
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Related words: asshole, college, crazy, education, prostate exam

16. Journalist

Related words: blog, cnn, fox news, media, tv
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Related words: blog, cnn, fox news, media, tv

17. Architect

Related words: architorture, art, building, design, frank lloyd wright
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Related words: architorture, art, building, design, frank lloyd wright

18. Graphic Designer

Related words: art, creative, font, illustrator, type
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Related words: art, creative, font, illustrator, type

19. Flight Attendant

Related words: air hostess, mile high club
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Related words: air hostess, mile high club

20. Pilot

Related Words: awesome, airplane, cockpit, fighter, sex
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Related Words: awesome, airplane, cockpit, fighter, sex

21. Firefighter

Related words: ems, fire, rescue, sex, whacker
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Related words: ems, fire, rescue, sex, whacker

22. Police

Related words: cop, drugs, fuck, jail, po po
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Related words: cop, drugs, fuck, jail, po po

23. Kardashian

Related words: booty, celebrity, kim kardashian, marriage, paris hilton
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Related words: booty, celebrity, kim kardashian, marriage, paris hilton

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