1. I'm dogsitting a dog.
2. There's always a tomorrow unless it's your last.
3. I'm not artistical.
4. All white babies look like Winston Churchill.
5. "Thank goodness" from my perspective.
6. At least you get to use words like "fiscal."
7. What are we, a library?
8. I did ballet until high school, but I quit cuz ballet girls be bitches.
9. It's like we're in her experiment.
10. Tastes like kool-aid. Not in a bad way but, in "a way."
11. I wanna sing jazz papi!
12. Need to wash it, oop now it's in my mouth...I don't care.
13. There should be a "rate my superintendent."
14. They have "willies" too.
15. People's 253 love goes really deep.
16. His suspenders are keeping his pants up.
17. I'm a fan of "just enough."
18. The "churchy" guys with the collars!
19. He's a doughy hipster...
20. I like her...she's dead.
21. He looks drunk all the time, but I know he's not drunk.
22. He was Danish...from somewhere up there, the land of the midnight sun!
23. They don't say black and white, they say "old-timey"
24. I don't know anything about anything.
25. It's a solution to a problem we don't have...isn't it?!
26. I pee a lot.
27. All day, everyday.
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