Places We’d Rather Be Over Sochi, Russia

By now, you’ve probably all seen the nightmare that is Sochi’s hotel accommodations. Toilet lids installed upside-down, dead bees in containers of honey, missing door handles on hotel rooms, and yellowed drinking water are just a few of the horror stories that journalists and visitors to Sochi have been broadcasting across social media. As the Olympic’s opening ceremonies commence today, let’s take a look at all the places we’d rather be than in Sochi, Russia.

2. Drifting through the never-ending terrors of space all alone

Never Ending” by Adam Rajcevich

3. In the stomach of a Sandworm

Recently Deceased” by Paul Berthelot

4. Bleeding out in the back of a car

Color-coded Criminals” by Loy Valera

7. Partying with the crème de la crème of Russia

The Communist Party” by Tom Burns

8. Being rescued by the jaws of life

I’m Sure I Used To Fit” by Aled Lewis

9. Trying to survive a zombie apocalypse

The Horde” by Aled Lewis

10. Stranded in an airport (not in Russia)

The No-fly List” by Teo Zirinis

11. But really, all we have to say about those Sochi hotel accommodations is:

NOPE.” by Carl Mitsch

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