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The 20 worst chat-up lines that I overheard whilst working in a bar

Yeah, these were actually overheard (in an Irish bar in Athens) ... and no, none of them ever actually worked; obviously.

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1)"It's handy that I have my library card with me, because I am totally checking you out."

2)"Hey girl, I hear you are looking for a stud. Well, I have the STD and all I need is you."

3)"I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?"

4)"OK, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

5)"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I introduce myself again?"

6)“My mum thinks I’m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?”

7)“On a scale of 1 – 10. You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.”

8)“If you were a chicken, you would be impeckable”

9)“As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.”

10) “I wanna put my thingy in your thingy”

11) “May I play motorboat?”

12) “Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?”

13) “You have 206 bones in your body, do you want 1 more?”

14) “I’m like a Rubiks Cube. The more you play, the harder I get.”

15) “Roses are red, violets blue, I suck at poems, nice boobs.”

16) “Are you an antiquer? I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years”

17) “If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.”

18) “Are you a vegetable? You look like a cutecumber.”

19) “Hey, my friend told me you're an easy lay, wanna hang?”

20) “I bet you a tenner I’ll finish first”

Thomas Davis

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