When they are talking about all the women they had sex with in college and JD yells “What a whore!!!”  When Turk sings safety dance Kelso saying “Are my boxers made of wool? Cause my weasels getting heatstroke” Elliot: he kept calling me Bonnie
Carla: Bonnie means pretty
Elliot: I will never love like that again  Carla: like when you follow me around from room to room even when I go to the bathroom
Turk: I want to be close to you
Carla: pain  Turk balled up on the floor “I should call her” Cox sitting and standing when JD has to tell the woman she is going to die

It’s Lilo’s sister

I’ve had one cat my whole life. When I was about 11 our cat got attacked by some dog when we let it outside for a bit. My mom and I found her on the porch, and he legs were completely crushed. We drove to the vet and they said there was internal bleeding and nothing we could do. I begged my mom to do something and sobbed in the waiting room. We said our goodbyes and both drove home in tears. I tell people I don’t like cats because I’m afraid of them, but in reality I don’t think another cat can compare.

Longman and Eagle in Chicago. They had this Dish that was pulled pork on top of greens cooked in a maple glaze with a sunny side egg on top. Good lord it was delicious. My friends and I literally licked our bowls clean. Grown ass people licking bowls, in public.

Sea of Love, the Cat Power version. My friend sang it while playing an acoustic guitar. The line “I want to tell you how much I love you” just seemed to be perfect

Chicago is a neighborhood city, so people from out of town are always surprised that we don’t go downtown to hang out all the time. I only go downtown if necessary

The Giver, when he is slowly dying in the snow with the baby. GOOD LORD! All the feels!

This may not be the type of fact you’re looking for, but in Minnesota kids say “duck, duck, grey duck” instead of “duck, duck, goose”. I don’t know why we learned it that way, but it’s true.

Good. She can pay off my student debt

I’m from Chicago where street food is very limited due to our stupid government. So I have to travel other places to get a fix. Baltimore has The Gypsy Queen Food Truck where they serve The Gypsy Crab cone. It’s a waffle cone, filled with seasoned fries, a massive crab cake and drenched in some magical sauce. It is OUTSTANDING!

My dad is white from Minnesota but is Mexican according to this list

Ain’t too Proud to Beg by TLC “if I need it in the morning or the middle of the night, I ain’t too proud to beg”
It makes me laugh thinking about 8 year old me belting it out at school.

We buy almost everything at Costco. Apples, bananas, milk, cereal, sun dried tomatoes, everything. But nothing compares to the giant bags of Pirates Booty and G.H. Cretors Chicago Blend Popcorn. Seriously. I can smash one in a week. So, you know, just in time for the next Costco visit.

We text about poop pretty regularly. How big it was, how much there was, how frequently or infrequently we do it. She’s the only person who won’t be grossed out and completely understands the importance of discussing the huge deuce that launched out of my ass.

Gilly? GILLY?!?!? AWFUL!!!!! Awful choice

A portable cell charger from Omaker. Seriously the greatest purchase ever! Think about getting to the airport and never having to knock over children running to an available socket ever again. I love it.

Oh shit! I loved this show

That’s right!

I thought they lived in New Jersey?

I think the picture of Rita Ora is Rhianna bahahahahaha

“You knew my father?”
“Correction, I knnnnooow your father”

I never wanted kids. I hated kids. They are sticky and smell like maple syrup even when no pancakes have been served. But one day, I looked at my husband and realized that there should be more people like him in the world

“Do you comb your hair?” If I didn’t, I would look like Sideshow Bob every day

You’re signing up for the mundane. Usually doing nothing with the same person forever. It’s phenomenal when you’ve found that person you want to do nothing with for the rest of your life.

The Monkey Bread with Dill butter sauce at the Bristol. Hands down one of my most favorite things to eat in Chicago

Why does she have to get rid of everything? This seems weird to me

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I was around 8 years old and I walked into the kitchen where I overheard my parents discussing how they should talk to me about how Santa wasn’t real. I just screamed “WHAT?!?” And started sobbing! They were horrified! I was so pissed I told my cousin he wasn’t real at our family Christmas Eve party, which was a total dick move, but I wanted someone to be miserable with me