One of my friends lived a couple blocks away from a college type bar. We all left and there was 6 of us and only 5 fit in the car. I volunteered to walk and stupidly said “I bet I get there before you.” Then it becomes a race and I take off running while they speed out of the parking lot. As they passed me on the street my roommate at the time stands up out the sunroof and throws his half of a beer at me (we had taken ones for the road). They flipped a U-y in the middle of the street and started coming at me, so I stepped out into the road and threw my half a beer right on the windshield. They sped off around the corner to my friend’s house (like 6 houses down) and I saw blue lights and I was thinking “Oh shit they’re going to go get my friends” but NO. They pulled up to me because they thought I was just some crazy person walking in the road and throwing shit at cars drunk. Public intox
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