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40,000 students go to Temple. Which of these 10 familiar faces are you?

Which One Of My Freshman Year Acquaintances Are You?

What class did we have together?

How much do we talk?

What's your defining article of clothing?

What's the most effective method of getting your attention?

What's your major?

What word or phrase do you tend to use a lot?

What's our fondest memory?

What can you be found doing in your free time?

My personality is most like that of...

You sure are a mystery, kid. We met once during orientation, and though I haven’t spoken more than ten words to you, I’ve seen you in passing at least twice a week. You’re like a poor man’s Dev Patel.

Illusive Adam

A true treasure of Temple’s theatre department. Eloquent, insightful, and trusting. You’re a triple threat; stellar at listening, asking questions, and landing in splits. One time you accidentally shaved all of your hair off. Good thing you have a darling collection of baseball caps to distract from the very few mistakes you’re making in life.

SoulMatt

Congrats! You’re a breathing travesty with a profile designed by the gods themselves. Besides being a thin piece of artwork that can gracefully wear every earth tone, you’re also a star. You’ve played almost every straight white male lead this year, and in doing so, have tricked me into falling in love with you! Great work! One time I accidentally on purpose bumped into your arm and I think about it twice a day.

Tyler Givey (My Heart Back To Me)

Before you were Joggers, you were Khakis. It’s like you escaped a cartoon and landed in my dorm. You’re an intelligent kid who’s got a lot of gumption, but still stays quirky. You’re the type of guy who has no problem politely arguing with the professor on a point from their lecture. But you also have no problem using the phrase “he seems like a bad gnu” unironically in public. Never take off your pants, baby.

Khakis

My very first friend at Temple. You are a living stereotype, in perhaps the best way possible. You made “Finding Dory” the theme of your dorm room. When you’re not scheming for new memes, you can be found online shopping. Though you do know how to have fun, you’re also a blinding overachiever. You finish assignments the semester before they’re assigned. All in all, 10/10 trustworthy, and as an added bonus, very good at coming up with stripper names.

Morgan

Dude. You’re the coolest kid in North Philadelphia. You smell like a Tyler student, but somehow also know every lyric from “Book of Mormon”. You were given a series of flash cards to help you learn household names such as Troy Bolton and Drew Seeley. Though you continuously pestered him regarding his frequent trips to Baltimore, you’re still Pepe’s favorite. You know far too much about religious cults, and all of your furniture is plastered with dinosaur stickers. Downside: your favorite M. Night Shyamalan movie is “Stuart Little”.

J Ayy

Sweet and innocent. And yet somehow, you bring out my passive-passive side. Frequently stressed. Therefore, often ill. You don’t go outside. You stare out the window and eat saltines for fun. As a spice, you are flour. As a color, clear.

Hairen

Honestly, you are the music in me. With the athletic build of a strong dog and a penchant for plaid, you melt hearts across the acapella community and beyond. Your outward positivity coupled with your shaggy hair make for 100% quality boyfriend material. The only thing missing is a pitch pipe. But wait. You’ve got one of those too.

Straight Acapella Boy

Congrats! A dedicated music student, and an avid explorer of rocks. You’re the fearless leader of the Emma/Robbie/Brooke conglomerate. You love Tesla and are easily enraged by politics. You struggle when it comes to holding back wisecracks and poorly conceptualized puns.

Marching Bandy Randy

A self proclaimed rodeo singer and doer(?), you hail from the far away land of Nebraska, and have the hypnotic accent to prove it. Every morning, you proudly don your socks and Sperrys, with no regard whatsoever to the outdoor conditions. You keep your wits about you, maintain a good sense of humor, are fairly forward-thinking, and would literally dive into a vat of Sriracha for your bros. You are the truest anomaly. But then again, who ever said cowboys couldn’t be in frats. Keep on pushing boundaries and defying expectations!

Frat Boy Evan

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