1. How about getting your friend these adorable Kimmy Schmidt Buttons? PushButtons / Via etsy.com For $7, your friend could easily pin these buttons on a fanny pack or a fancy dress made of nothing more than a bath mat and a toilet chain. For $8, you can get them as magnets. Check out the other four styles they have by clicking the link above! 2. A Kimmy Schmidt Cross-Stitch Pattern Via etsy.com Perfect for the person who works as Franken-Wolf by day and cross-stitches by night. This pattern won't make your bank account go negative one dollar. It's only $3.50! 3. A Professor Dracula T-Shirt ShopTV / Via amazon.com For $24.95, this sweet t-shirt is the perfect gift for your friend. Try not to insult them by telling them they look like a million bucks when they wear it though. 4. This Art Print Inspired by the Theme Song of the Show RoryandtheBean / Via etsy.com For $18.41, you can get this print for a friend whether they're a fan of the show or not. Heck, Mother's Day is coming up; get one for several of the ladies in your life to remind them that women can be anything nowadays! 5. A Saint Pinot Noir Candle SaintCelebrity / Via etsy.com For $16, you can let your friend pray to Saint Pinot Noir for the strength to be as tough as beef jerky in a ball gown. Amen! 6. This Troll The Respawn Jeremy Tank RadQuoteTees / Via bonanza.com What better way to say I love you (well...not really) than with a Troll the Respawn Jeremy tank? 7. This Pinot Noir Mason Jar...Caviar...Mid-sized car...Roseanne Bar... TheGatorBug / Via etsy.com For a mere 12 "doe-lairz," your pal can fill up this 24 oz cup with a "noise-etty ma-shee-at-o" and he/she will be telling you Beyonce in no time! 8. A Kimmy Schmidt Greeting Card ElizabethKettmann / Via etsy.com Kimmy's reactions are perfect for every occasion! Get this greeting card for $3 and you can say Happy Birthday, Thank You, or apologize for not knowing Hanson's current hits. 9. This Stranger Danger Ranger Poster ShoeBoxMemories / Via redbubble.com Spring for the big size and get your pal this Stranger Danger Ranger poster for $20.78! He/She will be so happy, they'll eat candy for dinner! 10. A Theme Song Lyrics Travel Mug BeLemonade / Via redbubble.com The birds and mice will be helping your friend out the doors in the morning to be sure, but this travel mug will also help him/her hit the road in style. Get it for $23.36! 11. This Inspirational Kimmy Quote Sticker Meandthemoon / Via redbubble.com For just $2.40 this little sticker could be the perfect thing to cheer up your friend. Especially if his/her name happens to mean penis. 12. This Baby Slut Tank (or sweatshirt, t-shirt, etc.) wowokay / Via teepublic.com Available in a variety of styles and colors is this classy Baby Slut shirt. Hey, you could each get one and match! 13. This Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Mug ShopTV / Via amazon.com This mug takes the clean and simple approach by printing the name of the show on the side. Nothing wrong with that! For $14.95 your friend will be Kimmying his/her way from one great day to another. 14. This Titus Quote Greeting Card Fangirlia / Via redbubble.com For only $2.40 it is easy to drop a little card to your friend. Remind him/her that we're not garbage! We're human beings! 15. This Mole Woman T-Shirt KevinSweeney / Via redbubble.com Get this shirt in all different colors and sizes. Even get "Mole Woman" printed on the front OR back depending on what kind of friend you have. For example, if you're friend wants everyone to know she is a Mole Woman to get free stuff and possibly a closeted fiance, well, print right across the chest! 16. This Inspiring Kimmy Quote Pillow Meandthemoon / Via redbubble.com Seems like a pretty good way to brighten up your friend's living room or bedroom, doesn't it? For $19.84, this pillow is a great reminder that we're the strong ones! 17. A Kimmy Tote Bag brendanwe / Via redbubble.com Your friend doesn't need to belt out The Circle of Life while wearing a robot costume in Times Square to say he/she is a fan. Just grab this medium-sized tote for a mere $18.17 and let Kimmy's outline say it for them. 18. This Hashbrown No Filter Gameboy...er...I Mean...Phone Case ShoeBoxMemories / Via redbubble.com Get your friend this sweet phone case that comes in a variety of styles. Just remind them not to send pictures of men's penises with their Macintosh. 19. This Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne Shirt ShopTV / Via amazon.com What better way to let your friend shout their devoutness to the Spooky Church of the Scary Apocalypse than with this t-shirt? Get it now for $24.95! 20. This Duvet Cover Jehnner / Via redbubble.com Sure it might be a little intense and a little pricey at $115.30 for a queen size (optional matching throw pillow extra), but for the super fan in your life, why not? Let him/her curl up in bed and watch Law Squiggle Order. BONUS! Xan's Rottweiler T-Shirt WornonTV.net / Via wornontv.net If you're super rich and cool and can pull off that lipstick just like Xanthippe, why not get your friend Xan's Givenchy Rottweiler shirt for the low low price of $550? She could wear it to the beach with her totally not made-up surfer boyfriend.