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“HELP! I’M STUCK IN A SHIRT!” 6 REASONS FITTING ROOMS SUCK

They're shoebox-sized hell holes called "dressing rooms."

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Kimberly Gedeon

The fitting room is supposed to be your own little cubicle-sized fashion runway. Flip your hair to the side, put your hands on your hips – POW! – you’re an en vogue superstar ready to stop traffic with your new outfit.

Well … that’s the expectation at least.

But the truth is that dressing rooms, in reality, are shoebox-esque hell holes where your insecurities balloon and your self-esteem plummets.

Check out six reasons why we all can’t stand trying on clothes in stores.

1. IDIOTS WHO WALK IN ON YOU

Kimberly Gedeon

Now anyone with any sort of cerebral activity knows not to randomly barge into fitting rooms because, hello, there are naked people in there who need their privacy!

But instead of using their BRAIN and checking to see if there are feet showing, there’s always that one moron who pokes their stupid little mindless heads all the way inside and then – “Oops! Naked person! Sorry! Oh my god! So sorry!”

Um, what else were you expecting to find?!

2. CLOTHING LIMITATIONS IN FITTING ROOMS

Kimberly Gedeon

“5-ITEM CLOTHING LIMIT PER CUSTOMER” a bold sign says in the dressing room.

And there you are, holding a pair of the same jeans – but in different sizes – because you’re not sure whether the 12 or 14 will be the best fit. Then you’ve got four of the same style shirts – but in different colors – because you don’t know whether the gray, dark green, burgundy, or yellow would look better than you!

And that’s already SIX! With so many options and SO many uncertainties with the clothing we pick, how can you limit our clothes to just five?!

5. WHEN YOU NEED A DIFFERENT SIZE, BUT NO ONE CAN HELP YOU

So you mean I have to TAKE OFF the clothes I tried on, PUT MY CLOTHES BACK ON, CLEAR THE ROOM, TAKE MY STUFF, go all the way to the back corner of the store, find size I’m looking for, and WAIT IN LINE FOR THE DRESSING ROOM AGAIN, just to try on a different size of the same garment?

Somebody better come and switch these jeans for me!

… plz?

6. WHEN YOU’RE IN BETWEEN TALKATIVE ASS FRIENDS IN THE FITTING ROOM

No lie, absolute true story, I’ve heard a girl yell, “YES HUNTY! I look like Kim Kardashian in this dress!” To which her friend, who was over at the next room next to me, replied, “GIRRRRRRRL YES! YOU WANT TO WALK INTO THE CLUB WITH BITCHES HATIN’ ON YOU!!”

“YAAAAAAAAS!” they both screamed collectedly while clapping.

save me.

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