8 Products You Can Buy To Annoy Your Anti-Trump Girlfriend

Make romance great again with these outlandish Trump products that will annoy the ever living sh** out of your girlfriend.

1. Butt-Hugging Trump Briefs

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Get bae to hump for Trump by wearing these butt-gripping briefs right before sexy time. Or maybe she’ll just put a wall up - heh, heh, heh, get it? - and run out of the room screaming. *Shrug* You know your girlfriend more than we do. Either way, both scenarios sound rather entertaining, no?

Don’t forget to play “We Are the Champions!”

2. Donald Trump Swim Trunks

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Long walks on the beach and Trump trunks? Nothing like wearing a conversation piece that’ll attract political sun-soakers to engage in a heated Trump vs. Clinton debate.

Oh how romantic!

3. Garish Trump Prayer Candles

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Dinner with your girlfriend couldn't possibly be complete without candles depicting Trump's obnoxious face superimposed on a saint's head. Who doesn't love a lil' blasphemy with some steak?

4. Delicious "Trump 2016" Brownies

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If you can get your anti-Trump girlfriend to sink her teeth into these irresistible brownies, which are topped with Trumpisms, you can forever say, “Everything you just said about The Don is invalid because of that one time you ate a Trump brownie. Deep down in your gut, you like the guy!”

5. "Let's Make Your Birthday Great Again" Card

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Don’t send an e-mail. That’s so Hilary. Give your girlfriend a good ol’ fashioned Trump birthday card - her reaction will be “yuuuuuuge!”

6. Trump Bedding Displaying Donald's Big Head

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You can wrap the bed you and your gf share with this Trump bedding, but you are warned; puns like “Why did you get this sheet?” will run rampant in the household.

7. Trump Cookie-Cutter Molds

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Along with the lovely birthday card, bake your bae some Trump cookies and say, “You’d batter vote for Donald or America will crumble!”

8. Trump Toilet Paper

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You get to endearingly wipe your behind with the presidential hopeful’s face (oh, how Charmin’!) and your girlfriend gets to take a dump on Trump. Win, win!

Note: We are not responsible for what may happen between you and your significant other should you buy any of these products.