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The Janoskians’ “This Freakin Song” Video

Ready to get a ridiculously catchy song stuck in your head for at least the next 24 hours or so? The Janoskians‘ latest single is appropriately titled “This Freakin Song” (or, in its more explicit version, “This F*ckin Song”), and its sing-song…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Fifth Harmony Perform New Song “We Know” Live And Acoustic

Last week we brought you Fifth Harmony‘s rambunctious acoustic take on new single “Bo$$” during the girl group’s Idolator Sessions performance. (We also presented you with the opportunity to win a photo signed by all five ladies.) Today, we’re…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Fifth Harmony Peform “Bo$$” Live And Acoustic

Harmonizers, does Idolator ever have a treat for you today! Sassy vocal quintet Fifth Harmony swung by our studio last week to promote their just-released single “Bo$$”, and in case you’ve yet to hear it, the song finds the ladies calling out such…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Even Jennifer Lopez Has To Do Miley Cyrus Shit Now

My last post had to do with things like war, compassion, human decency, but that’s not why most of you come here, and that poop can go fornicate itself as far you’re concerned. So here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Angel Haze On Ireland Baldwin: ‘We F*ck’

Ever since breaking up with Slater Trout (actual name), Ireland Baldwin has been constantly seen on Instagram with rapper Angel Haze who just confirmed to The Independent that the two fuck which just saved me from writing a post about Shia LaBeouf…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Jenny McCarthy’s Acting Like She Quit ‘The View’

Earlier in the week, I posted that Jenny McCarthy was getting fired from The View because, well, she’s Jenny McCarthy. And that’s exactly what happened yesterday because apparently everyone but Whoopi Goldberg was let go. Except if you follow Jenny…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Good Morning, Lea Michele, And Other News

- Oscar Isaac will clean up the mess Harrison Ford's broken pelvis made. [Lainey Gossip] - Joe Biden knows what's up. [Dlisted] - Look at that Stormtrooper helmet. Oh, and that ass. [theCHIVE] …

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Jesus Christ, Nina Agdal - The Superficial

And now for the hottest pics of Nina Agdal I’ve ever seen in my life which will sound like an exaggeration until you get to this shot and go, “Holy fucking shit, the Internet man was right.” And of course I was because I watched my own penis explode…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Katie Cleary’s Husband Shot Himself After Seeing Photos Of Her With Leonardo DiCaprio

In a turn of events that surprisingly hasn’t happened sooner, Andrew Stern, the husband of Deal or No Deal model Katie Cleary, shot himself on Sunday following weeks of seeing photos of wife partying in Cannes with Leonardo DiCaprio and Adrian…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Beyonce Bares Her Beautiful Butt During A Sizzling Rendition Of “Naughty Girl” In Miami

Beyonce rocked a number of sexy costumes during last night’s (June 25) On The Run tour in Miami, Florida but none rivaled the revealing leotard she wore for a sizzling rendition of “Naughty Girl”. (Not “Partition” as many sites have reported). At…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Oh, Good, Kathy Griffin’s Naked

Because once you’ve seen one questionable redhead, you kind of want to see them all, here’s Kathy Griffin posing nude for Tyler Shields which should answer all of your questions on just how badly God has forsaken us. I’m pretty sure I’m going to…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

‘Please Be Quiet Around My Tits And My Baby. My Tits And My Baby Need Silence.’

Because Kim Kardsashian is a vacuous leather couch who demands constant attention, she wheeled her supposedly sleeping baby (and see-through tits) through LAX instead of sending it ahead with the nanny who nobody would’ve recognized and could’ve…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Jenny McCarthy’s Getting Fired From ‘The View’

Earlier this month, a New York federal judge ruled that parents can no longer send their unvaccinated kids to public school claiming a “religious exemption” – Which needs to start happening in more states, Pennsylvania. – and now comes word that…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

That’s Kelly Osbourne’s Butt? Shut Up

So remember all those times Kelly Osbourne made fun of Christina Aguilera‘s fat ass? Turns out she was entirely justified in doing that because Kelly Osbourne’s butt looks absolutely nothing like you’d expect Kelly Osbourne’s butt to look. I’m don’t…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Harrison Ford Basically Destroyed ‘Episode VII’

A little less than two weeks ago, word got out that Harrison Ford broke his ankle after tripping over the door to the Millenium Falcon (No, really.), but everyone seemed optimistic he’d be back in a few weeks. Then things started to go downhill. It…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Emily Ratajkowski Topless In GQ Doesn’t Require Thinking

My last post involved such liberal faggot shit as thinking and consideration for non-straight, white male members of society, so here’s Emily Ratajkowski posing for the July issue of GQ where you don’t have to do anything but get lost in her topless…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Miley Cyrus: ‘Noah Is My P*ssy Police’

If it seems like Miley Cyrus has been spending an awful lot of time with her 14-year-old sister Noah lately, it’s because she’s in charge of making sure Miley’s vagina is ready to be shown to as many as possible with a leotard violently wedged up in…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Kate Hudson Makes Matt Bellamy Kiss Her Ass. Literally.

When we last saw Kate Hudson‘s butt in a bikini it was eh. Fortunately, here it is over the weekend where it looked so awesome Matt Bellamy had to kiss it in front of their kids. Which makes him a better father than I’ll ever be because no one’s…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

Hank Baskett Allegedly Cheated On Kendra Wilkinson With A Tranny

According to Radar, Hank Baskett allegedly cheated on Kendra Wilkinson – while she was eight months pregnant, by the way – with transsexual model Ava Sabrina London and checked into a hotel on Friday presumably because Kendra found out. Which makes…

The Superficial • 4 years ago

JoJo Warms Up In “Five Minutes To The Stage”

2014 kicked off to an incredible start for the young diva when she — at long last! — got to say Leave (Get Out) to her previous label and sign with Atlantic Records. Almost immediately, she set to work on that long, long, long awaited follow-up to…

The Superficial • 4 years ago