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The 27 Best Quips From Joan Rivers On Fashion Police This Awards Season

Because Joan takes on A-listers like a boss. Rockin' the Oscars, Golden Globes, Grammys and BAFTAs.

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1. Lupita Nyong'o, Oscars

"Lupita called the color 'Nairobi blue.' Jennifer Lawrence also had a name for it, she called it 'You stole my Oscar, bitch!'”
Via hollywoodreporter.com

"Lupita called the color 'Nairobi blue.' Jennifer Lawrence also had a name for it, she called it 'You stole my Oscar, bitch!'”

2. Jared Leto, Oscars

"With the long mane and the big blue eyes and the facial hair - if you squint he looks like what an Olsen twin is gonna look like when she goes through menopause."
Via popsugar.com

"With the long mane and the big blue eyes and the facial hair - if you squint he looks like what an Olsen twin is gonna look like when she goes through menopause."

3. Anna Kendrick, Oscars

"The design was a disaster and the colors were even worse - all that stupid black and those horrible red spots all over it... she looked like she was wearing Ke$ha's liver."
Via usmagazine.com

"The design was a disaster and the colors were even worse - all that stupid black and those horrible red spots all over it... she looked like she was wearing Ke$ha's liver."

4. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Oscars

"It was a wonderful night for them. She got the humanitarian award and he won for 12 Years a Slave. The only moment that was a little dicey was when Lupita Nyong'o refused to let them adopt her."
Via popsugar.com

"It was a wonderful night for them. She got the humanitarian award and he won for 12 Years a Slave. The only moment that was a little dicey was when Lupita Nyong'o refused to let them adopt her."

5. Anne Hathaway, Oscars

"It's strange that she wore this dress with the armor on her chest, because this is Hollywood and we all know the armor should be on your back, because that's where they stab you."
Via popsugar.com

"It's strange that she wore this dress with the armor on her chest, because this is Hollywood and we all know the armor should be on your back, because that's where they stab you."

6. Pharrell Williams and Helen Lasichanh, Oscars

"They look like two butch lesbians at their prom."
Via eonline.com

"They look like two butch lesbians at their prom."

7. Lady Gaga, Oscars

"I'm going to say what my late husband said the first time he saw me naked: I was expecting worse."
Via usmagazine.com

"I'm going to say what my late husband said the first time he saw me naked: I was expecting worse."

8. Cate Blanchett, Oscars

"If I had to say something negative, well, she looked like Liberace’s lint roller."
Via digitalspy.com

"If I had to say something negative, well, she looked like Liberace’s lint roller."

9. Jason Sudeikis, Oscars

"It is nice to see a man in Hollywood whose beard is not in a dress and heels."
Via eonline.com

"It is nice to see a man in Hollywood whose beard is not in a dress and heels."

10. Emma Watson, Oscars

"She looks very young and very underdressed. Emma, this is the Academy Awards, not Woody Allen's attic."
Via Getty Images

"She looks very young and very underdressed. Emma, this is the Academy Awards, not Woody Allen's attic."

11. Donatella Versace, Oscars (Elton John's Viewing Party)

"She looks like she should be trying to trick Snow White into eating a poison apple."
Via Getty Images

"She looks like she should be trying to trick Snow White into eating a poison apple."

12. Zoe Saldana, Golden Globes

"When I first saw this I thought, is Project Runway doing an all-blind season?"
Via gotoceleb.com

"When I first saw this I thought, is Project Runway doing an all-blind season?"

13. Amy Adams, Golden Globes

"Red cape, red shoes, red dress... There was more red on her than you find on Christina Hendricks on a heavy flow day."
Via celebitchy.com

"Red cape, red shoes, red dress... There was more red on her than you find on Christina Hendricks on a heavy flow day."

14. Paula Patton, Golden Globes

"What the hell is going on on her shoulder down that dress? It looks like the wadded up Kleenex that you find next to a teenage boy's bed."
Via dailymail.co.uk

"What the hell is going on on her shoulder down that dress? It looks like the wadded up Kleenex that you find next to a teenage boy's bed."

15. Sandra Bullock, Golden Globes

"I haven't seen colors clash this badly since 12 Years a Slave."
Via hollywoodlife.com

"I haven't seen colors clash this badly since 12 Years a Slave."

16. Reece Witherspoon, Golden Globes

"Well, I've never seen a floor-length sports bra before."
Via huffingtonpost.ca

"Well, I've never seen a floor-length sports bra before."

17. Allison Williams, Golden Globes

"The only other time I saw that much black and white hair above the waist was on Aretha Franklin’s nipples."
Via celebmafia.com

"The only other time I saw that much black and white hair above the waist was on Aretha Franklin’s nipples."

18. Margot Robbie, Golden Globes

"The slit was high. I mean, if it were any higher the Wolf of Wall Street should be called the Beaver of Beverly Hills."
Via hollywoodreporter.com

"The slit was high. I mean, if it were any higher the Wolf of Wall Street should be called the Beaver of Beverly Hills."

19. Jennifer Lawrence, Golden Globes

"Those two black strips kinda remind me of Wanda Sykes and her girlfriend’s strap-ons."
Via hollywoodreporter.com

"Those two black strips kinda remind me of Wanda Sykes and her girlfriend’s strap-ons."

20. Michelle Dockery, Golden Globes

"She didn't win best actress, but she did win 'Tannest Woman in England.'"
Via hollywoodreporter.com

"She didn't win best actress, but she did win 'Tannest Woman in England.'"

21. Sofia Vergara, Golden Globes

"Whether she wins or loses she doesn't worry, because she knows she's going home with two golden globes."
Via fabsugar.com

"Whether she wins or loses she doesn't worry, because she knows she's going home with two golden globes."

22. Madonna, Grammys

"I mean, she looks like the world's meanest rabbi. Unless she signed on to be the new face of Quaker Oats, there's no excuse."
Via usmagazine.com

"I mean, she looks like the world's meanest rabbi. Unless she signed on to be the new face of Quaker Oats, there's no excuse."

23. Steven Tyler, Grammys

"Maybe it's just me, but he looks like a polar bear with a meth problem. He looks cheesier than Courtney Love's Pap smear."
Via mtv.com

"Maybe it's just me, but he looks like a polar bear with a meth problem. He looks cheesier than Courtney Love's Pap smear."

24. Pharrell Williams, Grammys

"This is what happens when John Wayne f*@ks Lil Wayne."
Via eurweb.com

"This is what happens when John Wayne f*@ks Lil Wayne."

25. Alicia Keys, Grammys

"I've heard of having ass for days, but now we've got cheeks for weeks."
Via dailymail.co.uk

"I've heard of having ass for days, but now we've got cheeks for weeks."

26. Angelina Jolie, BAFTA Awards

"Angelina's shirt is more unbuttoned than Jerry Sandusky’s pants at a Chuck E. Cheese."
Via womenshealthmag.co.uk

"Angelina's shirt is more unbuttoned than Jerry Sandusky’s pants at a Chuck E. Cheese."

27. Lily Allen, BAFTA Awards

"I love the big ribbon on her ass. And it's not just pretty, because regardless of what you think, men, anal is a gift."
Via hollyscoop.com

"I love the big ribbon on her ass. And it's not just pretty, because regardless of what you think, men, anal is a gift."

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