15 Reasons Why Being Single On Valentine’s Day Rocks

Because being a couple on V-day isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. No, for reals.

1. 1. You don’t have to worry about whether you’ll get into a five-star restaurant.

You’ll never need reservations at Casa de Your Couch.

2. 2. Or having to prostitute yourself to pay the inflated V-Day prices.

Because really, you wouldn’t be much good at it.

3. 3. You don’t have to stress out about giving the wrong gift.

Because you will never live it down.

4. 4. Or worse, receiving something super lame.

A jumbo-sized Minnie Mouse plush toy again?

5. 5. Or worst, your significant other forgetting altogether.

Have you really not been to a drugstore in the last six weeks?

6. 6. You can still send yourself flowers to make your co-workers jealous.

Because, really, that’s the entire point of flowers.

7. 7. You can eat ALL the chocolate and no one will judge you.

Did yaw shay shomshing?

8. 8. Girl’s night!

9. 9. Boy’s night, too!

And if the two converge, bow-chica-awww-yeah, baby.

10. 10. But if you do stay in, slippers and sweatpants will always trump stilettos and Spanx.

And if Anna Kendrick says so, it’s the rule.

11. 11. You can binge watch The Mindy Project without attitude from your significant other.

You are master of the remote!

12. 12. There’s no pressure to have EPIC SEX just because it’s Valentine’s Day.

And you know you can do it better yourself anyway.

13. 13. You won’t get into the inevitable V-day fight.

And so you won’t subsequently be on trial for manslaughter.

14. 14. You’ll have no expectations, so you won’t be disappointed when it’s not the most magical day of your life.

15. 15. Essentially, the only person you have to answer to… is you!

So rock on with your bad self, and celebrate all the reasons it truly does kick ass to be SINGLE!

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