1. You don’t have to worry about whether you'll get into a five-star restaurant.
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You’ll never need reservations at Casa de Your Couch.
2. Or having to prostitute yourself to pay the inflated V-Day prices.
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Because really, you wouldn't be much good at it.
3. You don’t have to stress out about giving the wrong gift.
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Because you will never live it down.
4. Or worse, receiving something super lame.
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A jumbo-sized Minnie Mouse plush toy again?
5. Or worst, your significant other forgetting altogether.
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Have you really not been to a drugstore in the last six weeks?
6. You can still send yourself flowers to make your co-workers jealous.
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Because, really, that's the entire point of flowers.
7. You can eat ALL the chocolate and no one will judge you.
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Did yaw shay shomshing?
8. Girl's night!
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9. Boy's night, too!
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And if the two converge, bow-chica-awww-yeah, baby.
10. But if you do stay in, slippers and sweatpants will always trump stilettos and Spanx.
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And if Anna Kendrick says so, it's the rule.
11. You can binge watch The Mindy Project without attitude from your significant other.
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You are master of the remote!
12. There’s no pressure to have EPIC SEX just because it’s Valentine’s Day.
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And you know you can do it better yourself anyway.
13. You won't get into the inevitable V-day fight.
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And so you won't subsequently be on trial for manslaughter.
14. You’ll have no expectations, so you won’t be disappointed when it’s not the most magical day of your life.
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15. Essentially, the only person you have to answer to… is you!
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So rock on with your bad self, and celebrate all the reasons it truly does kick ass to be SINGLE!
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