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25 Hilarious Stories About The Secret Lives Of Pets

The Secret Life of Pets is in theaters now and will show us what our pets get up to while we’re away. Here are some adorable pets that have been getting up to some mischief of their own.

We recently asked the members of BuzzFeed Community to share hilarious, weird stories about the secret lives of their pets. These are just a few of the delightful characters we met.

1. The co-dependent:

2. The gourmet:

3. The town crier:

"My cat makes a Poo Proclamation after using the litter box. She’ll run away as fast as she can across the wooden floors to the other side of the house, then I’ll hear 'MRRROW, ROWR, MOW,' which is Catish for 'Harken thee, for I have pooped, and it was good.'"

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4. The thief:

5. The peeping tom:

6. The dog with an identity crisis:

7. The yogis:

8. The scaredy-cat:

9. The chocolate fiend:

"There have been several instances where my 10-year-old, Britney, has gotten into the pantry and found her favorite food: chocolate-covered doughnuts. She devours half the box, then hides the rest of the doughnuts in pieces in our laundry and in the wedges between couch cushions. The chocolate melts and gets everywhere!"

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10. The pup who's pining away:

11. The shoe collector:

12. The meerkat:

"My mini dachshund, Blitz, loves to sit like a meerkat and wave his front arms frantically when someone's eating. It's adorable."

—Tracy Spears, Facebook

13. The hairstylist:

14. The race car driver:

15. The minimalist:

"My friend's dog eats one kibble at a time. Kibble, carry to carpet, eat, return to bowl, repeat!"

—Angie Marulo, Facebook

16. The free spirit:

17. The beauty queen:

18. The artist:

"My cat likes to get his paws wet in the sink and then continuously rub them on the bathroom mirror."

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19. The senior citizen:

20. The burrito:

21. The silent assassin:

22. The class clown:

"Our dog, Stinkerbelle, farts when she gets happy. Since she’s a well-loved and adored dog, she farts frequently. But when she toots, she looks at her butt, then rolls around on her back yowling like she’s laughing."

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23. The sunbather:

24. The diva:

"My dog REFUSES to drink water from her dish. Instead, she steals water bottles and chews them open and drinks that. Diva likes her spring water."

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25. And the old man who thinks he's a shoe:

The Secret Life of Pets arrives in theaters on July 8, and it’s going to be just as hilarious and adorable as these guys are.

The Secret Life of Pets is in theaters now, and it’s going to be just as hilarious and adorable as these guys are. Click here to get your tickets!