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So you meet somebody for the first time...
But you're stressed because you KNOW they're going to ask you that anxiety-inducing question...
"WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?"
and you HATE that question.
Inside you want to cry...
you want to curl up into a ball and ignore it...
and maybe you want to give the person a good shove for asking you.
Or maybe you just want to run away.
But you can't do any of these things. You don't like your job and you feel like you got hit with a giant snowball every time you are forced to make small talk about it.
It feels like you got punched in the gut by an enraged mutant.
Yet you have to respond to the question. So what do you do? Do you just mutter it really fast and hope the person doesn't hear it clearly?
Or do you just come clean with your occupation and hope that the other person doesn't respond poorly...
and laugh at your unfortunate fate?
Well, worry no more!
Buzzfeed has you covered. Below is a rubric for changing your regular job title into your new, amazing, cool job title. No longer will you have to sheepishly tell people your occupation. You're not an intern, you're a SQUIRE! You're not an assistant, you're an ACOLYTE!
How does it work?
Wait! There's more!
Now you can push those doubts away...
And dance the dance of contentment.
Why? Because now you have a job title that's...
Now, go and enjoy your new epic-sounding title! Buzzfeed believes in you!
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