Every Type Of Eggo And Every Piece Of Eggo Merchandise Ever!

Well maybe not every type but damn near close to it.

1. Eggos have been a wondrous staple of American breakfast since the 1950s…

What makes the Eggo so great isn’t only flavor, but the versatility of the magnificent, golden, round waffle. There have been many kinds of Eggos over the years, from the mundane to the absurd. There have also been different sorts of Eggo odds-and-ends that either enhance your eggo eating experience or show the world your love for eggos. What are all the different kinds of eggos that existed and what kinds of eggo periphernalia has there been? Let’s start with the (undeniably) coolest Eggo of all time…

3. Yes, it was a real thing. The Hanson eggos were so big they even had their own commercial.

4. The original, “homestyle” eggo.

5. The health-conscious Nutrigrain eggo

6. Eggo jungle pancakes

They must eat these in the jungle, no doubt.

7. The eggo “waf-full”

I had one once. It sucked.

8. The blueberry eggo

9. Flip-flop eggo (they came in chocolate and brown sugar)

10. Apple cinnamon eggo

11. Eggo bakeshop twists

13. Eggo bakeshop “swirlz”

If they spell “swirls” wrong then it must be good.

14. The lego eggo

Waffleception.

15. The eggo lego

woah.

17. There were also tons of branded eggos that are far too numerous to list, but some examples are…

21. and Eggos and Fruit Loops, together at last!

22. Eggo mini muffin tops

23. Why would anyone pervert the sacred eggo by naming one after a maligned phenomenon?

24. Octagonal eggo

25. Pumpkin spice style eggos

26. Eggo “Wafflers”

28. Eggo drizzlers

It looks like someone slit their wrists into some eggos…

29. The mixed berry granola eggo

30. “Real” fruit pizza eggo…

31. and it looks like this.

32. Eggo pancakes

Eggo pancakes are sort of the antithesis to pure eggos because pure eggos are WAFFLES!

33. A classic: Eggo minis

34. Mini cinnamon toast eggos

35. Eggo toaster sticks

36. FIBER eggos!

Because we all want to rush to the bathroom after our waffles.

37. Chocolate chip eggos

38. Eggos: French toast style

39. Little pancake eggos

40. The pretentious infographic eggo

41. Eggo: The cereal

It was amazing.

42. Standard, strawberry eggos

43. Toaster “Swirlz”

Again with the “z” in lieu of the “s”…

45. Buttermilk eggos

I honestly can’t taste the difference. Besides, whenever I think of Buttermilk, I think of the adorable little goat that became a meme not too long ago.

46. Eggos a la banana bread

47. The gourmet sandwich eggo

48. French vanilla eggos

This combination didn’t taste as good as it sounded…and it sounded pretty bad.

49. Chocolate chip cookie dough eggos

51. Chocolate chip granola eggos

52. But there’s also merchandise! Take this incredible eggo storage container, for example:

53. Or an eggo t-shirt telling people to back off from your breakfast!

54. What about a perfect eggo jug for your eggo syrup?

55. But best of all is an EGGO GIFT BASKET!

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