This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!
22 Reasons Why Working In Retail Ruins The Holiday Season
The holidays are never the same after retail.
1. You don't have a Thanksgiving because of Black Friday.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
2. You learn that there's not much difference between the early hours of Black Friday and a riot.

3. You were afraid for your life during your first "door buster" sale.
4. You have to see the tackiest Christmas decorations, rendering you unable to enjoy any decorations you see anywhere else, no matter how festive.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
5. And seeing the decorations in your store adds insult to injury since you helped put them up and are going to have to take them down too.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
6. You've said "Happy Holidays" to customers so many times that the words have lost all meaning.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
8. You can't think about Holiday bliss because you're so exhausted from work that you fall asleep on your half-hour lunch break.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
9. You don't see a beautifully wrapped present. You see a retail worker who had to suffer through a 12 hour day wrapping gifts while getting yelled at.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
10. You can't enjoy holiday songs anymore because you hear the same dozen over the course of all the shifts you work.
View this video on YouTube
This song in particular makes my want to bash my face in with a hammer. The Macy's I worked at back in the day only had about eight tracks on their holiday playlist. This was one of them and my least favorite.
12. Instead of chestnuts roasting on an open fire, you can only think about managers roasting associates over sales goals or customers roasting associates over their coupon not working.
13. Irate customers have called you a "loser who works at [insert store]" so many times that you can't possibly be cheery about a time of year that makes people so brutal and insensitive.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
14. There's no room in your brain for remembering the fun things about the holidays because you have to remember so many sale dates, goals, and arbitrary coupon restrictions.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
15. Management has demeaned you by making you wear stupid holiday outfits.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
16. Holiday circulars make you want to vomit.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
Thousands of customers have approached you with circulars asking you to not only locate all the items they want from it but to deliver said items to them as if you were some sort of courier. "I'll wait here while you go get all that," they say.
17. You've missed dozens of holiday parties because you had to work late; the ravenous american consumer never sleeps!
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
18. The fun has been taken out of buying gifts for your relatives and friends. You have so little time you just buy them stuff from where you work (it also helps that you get a discount)

19. Instead of a "Merry Christmas," or "Happy Holidays" you get "If you don't like it you should have gotten a better job..."
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
21. You can't attend any Christmas Eve parties because you have work.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com
22. You know that you can't relax after the holidays are over because then it's time for inventory.
media.giphy.com / Via giphy.com