21 Things Today’s Kids Will Wear Like Badges Of Honor When They’re Older

We brag to today’s kids about things like how when we were young, there were only 151 Pokemon. This list is what the next generation will boast about to their younger siblings and progeny.

1. “When I was a kid, North West was a direction and not a person.”

2. “I was alive when Tumblr was owned by David Karp.”

3. “When I was a kid, the ‘Royal Baby’ was still in utero.”

4. “I was alive when David Tennant was still Dr. Who.”

5. “When I was a kid, there were only 649 Pokemon.”

6. “When I was young, a blue jay and a raccoon were the best duo on television.”

7. “When I was a kid, people shipped Denny’s and Longhorn Steakhouse.”

8. “I was a kid before household animals learned how to twerk. Hell, there was a time during my childhood when twerking wasn’t even a thing.”

9. “When I was a kid, a grumpy cat controlled the entire Internet.”

10. “I was alive before you could eat a whopper without the use of your hands.”

11. “When I was a kid, Tim Tebow was a Bronco…”

13. “When I was a kid, saying you were hungry enough to eat a horse’s heart was acceptable dinner table etiquette.”

14. “I was alive before NASA made dicks on other worlds.”

15. “When I was a kid, people actually played Farmville and Zynga was a big deal.”

16. “I was alive when Lemongrab still had a brother.”

17. “I was alive when people wore uggs.”

18. “When I was a kid, social media editors were still relevant.”

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19. “I was alive when people wore crocs.”

20. “When I was a kid, Molly was a doll and not a drug.”

21. “I was alive when we still had to fight for basic human rights for all kinds of people.”

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