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24 Things Only A Non-Sports Fan Would Understand

FML, it's college football season again.

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1. When everyone asks you what you’re doing for the big game and you’re all, “Making pancakes, bitch."

Breakfast > football.
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Breakfast > football.

2. And then you're like, "Wait a minute. What big game??"

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The whatttt... the Super Bowl??

3. When you'd rather blowtorch your nipples off than spend a single minute watching sports...

4. Or clean your toilet...

5. Or do literally anything but watch the game.

6. Choosing your "team" based solely on its uniform colors...

7. And being forced to listen to your coworkers talk about sports every. single. morning.

8. Hating it that your boyfriend’s in a bad mood because his team lost.

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Welp, there goes our date night...

9. Hating it that everyone in your town is in a bad mood because its team lost.

It's just sports, people.
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It's just sports, people.

10. Hating it that your entire COUNTRY is in a bad mood because its team lost.

Damn you, Belgium!
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Damn you, Belgium!

11. When you start to worry that your friends and family may have joined some weird sort of cult.

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Seriously. I'm scared for you people.

12. (Thankfully, you aren't a part of it.)

13. When you don’t even have the slightest idea of which teams are playing in the Super Bowl.

14. Or the Rose Bowl.

15. Or the Cereal Bowl.

Or was it the Sugar Bowl? I'm hungry.
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Or was it the Sugar Bowl? I'm hungry.

16. When the only famous athletes you can name are the ones who’ve dated celebrities…

Hey, isn't that guy who married Khloe Kardashian?!
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Hey, isn't that guy who married Khloe Kardashian?!

17. And you literally go to sporting events just for the booze.

18. Clapping when everyone else is clapping because, hey, everyone else is doing it.

19. Clapping for the wrong team because, hey, everyone else is doing it. (Oops...)

20. OMG you guys, I think we just won a point!!

Yes, I actually ordered this shirt. No, I will not make out with you.
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Yes, I actually ordered this shirt. No, I will not make out with you.

21. When people ask you what the score is and you're all, "Do I look like I'm paying attention?!"

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I hate it when people ask me the score.

22. When your favorite part of the game is the halftime show.

23. Also, the snacks.

24. Let’s face it: You don’t mind it so much when they score, either.

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Now this deserves applause. Do the thing! Win the points! God bless soccer.

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