During my college years I was crushing on this guy in my English class. One night at a party we had a couple of drinks, went up to one of the rooms, and started fooling around really sloppily. As we were having sex, all of the sudden he vomited all over my front and then proceeded…Â
I was Positive up until age nine that a man and woman held hands ALL night while they were sleeping naked and whisper 4 times a day "baby" (who knows why). If they let go or messed up she wouldn't have the baby. I thought that's why people said "we're trying". Imagine my shock.
I never get irked of watching Jurassic world. I know how it will end every time, but one time I watched it 3 times on an off day with only 15 minute breaks in between.
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