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18 Things Twitter Would Do If "The Purge" Was Real

What would you do #IfThePurgeWasReal? Bolt your doors, lock your windows, and prepare for The Purge: Anarchy, coming to theaters July 18.

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1. Pull the greatest prank in AHS history.

#ifthepurgewasreal I would park in the Allen High School parking lot without a parking permit.

Justin@jdenn3y

#ifthepurgewasreal I would park in the Allen High School parking lot without a parking permit.

8:57 PM - 18 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Enroll in 12 hours' worth of night classes.

#IfThePurgeWasReal I'd go to college for free

3. Take a walk in the park.

I might urinate in a public park if I reeeally had to go. #IfThePurgeWasReal

Shaner@TweetinShane

I might urinate in a public park if I reeeally had to go. #IfThePurgeWasReal

1:36 AM - 02 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Break all the rules.

#IfThePurgeWasReal i would take two pieces of candy at a restaurant when it clearly says take one only please.

LedChristian@Kidchu20

#IfThePurgeWasReal i would take two pieces of candy at a restaurant when it clearly says take one only please.

3:43 AM - 30 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Kill...

If The Purge was real I would just stay in the house and kill time.

CHINEDU@chineducomedy

If The Purge was real I would just stay in the house and kill time.

11:21 PM - 01 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. ...and slaughter.

If the Purge was real I would participate by illegally obtaining mass amounts of bubble wrap & then I would slaughter every single bubble.

Olan Rogers@OlanRogers

If the Purge was real I would participate by illegally obtaining mass amounts of bubble wrap & then I would slaughter every single bubble.

6:44 PM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Take out the takeout haters.

#IfThePurgeWasReal I'll go after people who don't like pizza

Farah. A@furrrah96

#IfThePurgeWasReal I'll go after people who don't like pizza

10:03 PM - 01 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Focus on one food group.

I think if the purge were real I would lock myself in the Jiff factory & eat all the peanut butter I wanted

Ashley@kisss_my_ashhh

I think if the purge were real I would lock myself in the Jiff factory & eat all the peanut butter I wanted

10:29 PM - 25 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. "Acquire" lunch.

Two words: "Free" tacos #IfThePurgeWasReal

Alexes@Alexes_Writing

Two words: "Free" tacos #IfThePurgeWasReal

5:14 AM - 01 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Get rich or die purgin'.

#IfThePurgeWasReal I would open a lemonade stand..... WITHOUT A PERMIT!

طاقم@DeonD09

#IfThePurgeWasReal I would open a lemonade stand..... WITHOUT A PERMIT!

9:50 AM - 28 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Slash and destroy.

#IfThePurgeWasReal I would rip off the tags on mattresses

Brooklynn@Brookelander

#IfThePurgeWasReal I would rip off the tags on mattresses

2:02 AM - 02 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Beef up.

#IfThePurgeWasReal I'd get an unlimited supply of protein powder

Gym Lifeâ„¢@GymLife16

#IfThePurgeWasReal I'd get an unlimited supply of protein powder

9:21 PM - 17 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. Ummmm.

If the purge was real i would build a house made out of poop and hide in there, nobody would want to go in there

Musolo Mwila@Mweezus

If the purge was real i would build a house made out of poop and hide in there, nobody would want to go in there

12:24 AM - 13 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Hate the environment a bit.

If the purge was real I'd probably just litter a bit and call it a night

Tucker Jacob@cityslickah16

If the purge was real I'd probably just litter a bit and call it a night

11:20 PM - 10 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Literally hide.

If the purge was real I think I would literally just hide in the dumpster until it was over

Sequoia Woodard@Toyyaaa_

If the purge was real I think I would literally just hide in the dumpster until it was over

1:59 AM - 30 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Become lovable.

If The Purge was real I'd put on a Raymond costume because everyone loves Raymond.

Tyler Otto@Tyler_Otto60

If The Purge was real I'd put on a Raymond costume because everyone loves Raymond.

10:07 PM - 09 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Watch the world burn.

Man, if The Purge were real I would do SO MUCH LOITERING

Krister Rollins@KristerR

Man, if The Purge were real I would do SO MUCH LOITERING

4:57 PM - 01 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. (ಥ﹏ಥ)

What would you do? Get advance tickets to The Purge: Anarchy, in theaters everywhere July 18.

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