1. Leslie Knope's Waffle Necklace Via etsy.com Via etsy.com It matches your LBD and it's SCENTED. Perfect. 2. Waffle Soap Via etsy.com Just in case a neckace isn't enough and you want YOUR ENTIRE BODY to smell like a delicious waffle from JJ's Diner. 3. "Friends, Waffles, Work" Tiny Canvas Quote Via etsy.com Because waffles ALWAYS come before work. 4. "Treat Yo Self" Crocheted Coffee Mug Cozy Via etsy.com It also fits travel mugs. WIN. 5. "Papa Ben's Low-Cal Calzone Zone" T-Shirt Via etsy.com As Ben Wyatt informed us, a calzone is a portable, delicious meal that is its own container. Calzones FOR DAYS. 6. Ron Swanson Bacon and Eggs T-Shirt Via etsy.com 7. "You Had Me At Meat Tornado" Cross Stitch Via etsy.com 8. "Give Me All The Bacon And Eggs You Have" Poster Via etsy.com 9. Or maybe you'd rather have this Ron Swanson quote in art print form: Via etsy.com 10. Or maybe you'd rather have it with your breakfast: Via etsy.com 11. "The Swanson Real-Man Meal" Screen Print Via etsy.com Real men eat turkey legs wrapped in bacon. Quantity over quality. TRUST. 12. Ron Swanson 5 x 5 Folded Card Via etsy.com Again, TRUST. 13. "Turf and Turf" 8 x 10 Print Via etsy.com SHOUTOUT to Mulligan's Steakhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana. 14. Ron Swanson Mustache 11 x 14 Print Via etsy.com Among other amazing things, this again mentions Ron's never-ending love for meat, steak, bacon, and eggs. 15. Ron Swanson Father's Day Card Via etsy.com Because Father's Day is in June and fishing's not that hard. 16. "When I Eat, It Is The Food That Is Scared" 5 x 5 Print Via etsy.com TRUTH. 17. "You Had Me At Meat Tornado" Eye Chart Via etsy.com For all of the Ron Swanson fans and meat lovers who have vision problems. 18. Tom Haverford Food Slang 8 x 24 Print Via etsy.com To hang in your kitchen or dining room to look at whenever you're eating your apps, tre-tre's, and zerts. 19. Tom Haverford "I'm Not Your Maid" 12 x 18 Print Via etsy.com Remember Haverford Rule No. 6. 20. "Treat Yo Self" Mug Via etsy.com A friendly reminder from Donna and Tom. 21. "Foods of Ron Swanson" Hand-Illustrated Print Via etsy.com ALL of the foods of the ultimate man that is Ron Swanson in one print.