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8 Steps Of Adulting As Told By Amy Schumer
Because like, why be an adult when you can get your masters in Bagpiping?
1. The Job Search
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No need to fact check my resume, I swear.
2. Day One
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When's lunch?
3. Accepting Criticism
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Not without crying in the bathroom stall.
4. Blame The Job Market
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It's not me, it's the GDP.
5. Work Dinners
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I'll take the Big Gulp house Chardonnay.
6. Trying Too Hard
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Please love me.
7. Overall Expectation
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I can do whatever I want!
8. The Reality
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I want my mom.