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19 Things You Can Only Say During Sex If You're Emo

Sugar, I'm gonna go down on you.

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Your dick is longer than Jesus of Suburbia #thingsemossayduringsex

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#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex Man, you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

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#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex I hope the condom doesn't split like MCR

4.

I've seen panic!at the disco song titles longer than that #ThingsEmosSayDuringSex

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5.

#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex Sugar, i'm gonna go down on you

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#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex 3-2-1 we came to fuck

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#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex "want to see something bigger than brendon's forehead"

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#thingsemossayduringsex It's time to do it now, and do it loud.

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#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex: Wait when you mentioned "The G spot" you weren't talking about piano notes?

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#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex thanks pete.

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#thingsemossayduringsex does this count as a chemical romance?

12.

#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex "it's not a bad dick"

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#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex Now, but I can't And I don't know How we're just two men as God had made us, Well, I can't...well, I can!

14.

#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex Where are you? I can't see through my fringe....

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#thingsemossayduringsex I forgot the lube!!! But I do have some liquid eyeliner...

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"@mikeywaydrag: #ThingsEmosSayDuringSex " actually me

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#thingsemossayduringsex cOME ON, COME ON, AND LET ME IN THE BRUISES ON YOUR THIGHS LIKE MY FINGERPRINTS

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#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex its nine in the afternoon your balls are the size of the moon

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#ThingsEmosSayDuringSex Are you a Killjoy? 'Cause you'll make some noise tonight.

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