Summer Checklist

Before the glorious summer is over, there’s a few very important things that need to be done.

1. Purchase A Kiddie Pool

What’s better than having a kiddie pool at a summer party? Very few things.

2. Go To An Outdoor Concert

We all know music is the best. So is this weather. Combine them with drinking and you’ve got yourself a perfect summer evening.

3. Play Edward 40 Hands

Oh you outgrew edward 40 hands after college? No one is too cool to down 80 ounces of malt liquor in one fell swoop…no one.

4. Attempt To Get With This Girl

Insert attractive male, if you’re not into this smoking hot goddess of a woman. Regardless, try to get out there and get some strange.

5. Get Sunburnt

I mean, sunburns turn into tans eventually! Right?

6. Shotgun A Beer Before 10AM

Shotgunning beers = Freedom. And doing this before 10AM on a beautiful summer morning, well that, my friend, is Absolute Freedom.

7. Do Brunch On A Saturday AND The Following Sunday

This can be done throughout the year, but at least try to get to one all-you-can drink brunch in the summer months. Because you can’t damage your liver as much when it’s beautiful outside. Seriously, it’s science.

8. Run Through A Fire Hydrant

You haven’t done this yet? It’s like running through a sprinkler except way more badass.

9. Call In Sick To Work

There is absolutely no reason you should be at work right now. It’s 80 degrees and sunny out. Use your rooftop or lawn and have a day party on Friday…or Monday, for that matter.

10. Go See A Stupid Blockbuster Movie

You have nothing better to do and all the other movies out require too much thinking. Give your brain a break, you already had to concentrate enough reading the movie times.

11. Walk Down The Street With A Boom Box On Your Shoulder

This is the coolest thing ever. Just do it. And make sure you play something LIKE THIS!

12. Hi-Five A Stranger

Why not? Everyone needs a good hi-five every now and then. Make someone smile.

13. Do A Cannonball

Don’t just sit by the pool, act like the fat kid in Sandlot and scream “Cannonballlll” as obnoxiously loud as you can and jump in the pool. Believe us, it’s therapeutic


Wait, we’re already into July and you haven’t been to the beach yet once? Come onnnnnn.

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