Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every One Of His Responsibilities

GAITHERSBURG, MD—Local man Marshall Platt, 34, came tantalizingly close to kicking back and having a good time while attending a friend’s barbeque last night before remembering each and every one of his professional and personal obligations,…

 
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