FBI: ‘You Know You’re Desperate When You’re Asking The American People For Help’

WASHINGTON—Saying that the last thing he ever wanted to do was ask “311 million mouth-breathing morons” for help, the Federal Bureau of Investigation freely admitted Thursday that by enlisting the services of the American people in apprehending the…

 
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