19 Ways To Knock Somebody Out Without Throwing A Punch

If MMA has taught us anything, it's that fists are crazy overrated when it comes to a fight. Fists? Who needs fists?

1. ...when you have your foot.

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2. Or your knee.

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3. Or many knees.

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4. You can use the floor.

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5. Or while touching the floor.

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6. Or from the floor.

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7. Paint the fence.

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8. Wax on...

9. ...wax off.

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10. Mister Miyagi style: "If do right, can no defense."

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11. Turn the other cheek.

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12. Turn the cheek, then get scared.

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13. Ballet?

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14. Stay out of the way of cartwheels.

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15. Why are you wearing pads? :10 and 1:10

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16. Watch the elbow.

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17. If this is legal anywhere it shouldn't be.

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18. Shortest distance between two points is...

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19. You might just lose your legs.

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