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Which Disney World Upcharge Are You?
The epitome of style and class, money is no obstacle for a suave individual like yourself. While others might fancy a night at the Contemporary, you prefer picturesque views of trash cans and in-tent humidity like Animal Kingdom in July.
Cheap may be one letter from heap, but a penny pincher like you can't help but do whatever it takes to save time, even if it means peeking behind the pixie-dusted curtain. But hey, it's faster than the Tomorrowland speedway!
To quote Walt Disney himself, "It all started with a MOUSSE." When it comes to sub-par desserts and the worst fireworks viewing locations, the more the merrier!
You like being as close to the action as possible, and being in the front of the line for literally everything is priceless. Except, of course, every ride in Epcot.
You pride yourself on being a nerd and always knowing everything about your fandoms, so you can't miss out on seeing empty backlots in half-demolished DHS. Unforgettable happens here!
Ever the early bird, with a soft spot for breakfast, your idea of a good time is binge-riding your 2 favorite attractions for 20 minutes and then stuffing your face with powdered eggs for the last 40. Mmm, delicious!
Always a night owl, there's nothing better than freeroaming the pitch-black park for 3 hours for more than the cost of a whole day's admission. At least we get all the premium ice cream we can choke down!