I'm Genuinely Curious Whether You Prefer These Popular "Office" Quotes Over The Underrated Quotes

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

"Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage."

“If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.”

"'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder and not mukduk."

“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”

"Hey, guys. Somebody making soup?"

"Today, smoking is going to save lives."

"I’m always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs."

"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

"He said, ‘If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.'"

“I talk a lot, so I've learned to tune myself out.”

“I really should have a tweeter account."

"Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me."

"There's too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague."

"I declare bankruptcy!"

"Why is there a white man on the door?"

"You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once.”

"Mini cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?”