We had to do something to stop the bleeding.
Free Tampons to Stop the Economic Bleeding.
Is semen really not water soluble?!
The queen of vaginal arts needs your help to sprinkle her love on your donut!
Want a REAL pearl necklace that has 0% chance of getting in your hair or in your eye?! Now you can buy one!
Just because the economy is down doesn't mean your schlong has to be, too.
Watch as several teams of people attempt a whole variety of ill-advised ways to save a kitten stuck in a tree.
Vatooing is so 2011, vajazzling is so 2010.
Vagina Tattoo = Vatoo ...or Twattoo?
This man is clearly the happiest DJ on the planet, and we just hope every dad in America ends up just like this guy.
If you like fucking and you like museums, this one's for you.
this is seriously the best video ever
Free estimates on anything you can imagine: including killing.
What is this creature? We're guessing Paris Hilton already has one in her purse.
Your penis can help support the arts! [Ed Note: Meet Tim Patch, aka "Pricasso." He paints things using his penis as a brush. Which, why the hell not? I guess?] (Via.)
The first 14 are good, the rest are even better... shout out to all the Sloppy Bitches!
New Trend Alert: Men in Thongs... being athletic!
Barbie teaches your daughter to dress like a skank and wear $1000 shoes! Hooray for values!
Orthodontics + fashion = recycled retainer jewelry. Free oral herpes included with every purchase.
The complete vajazzled process... Semi-NSFW!
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