Because he looks like THIS in a shiny blue suit:
... And he looks like THIS when wet whilst wearing a white suit:
Because of THIS facial fuzz:
Because he wears swans around his neck like it's no big deal.
... And he wears dogs as hats.
Because don't even talk to me about Leo in black and white...
Like, really. DON'T.
Because he pulls faces like this:
Because the great man himself wouldn't be caught DEAD wearing his watch on his wrist like the rest of us peasants. No, he wears it the Leo way.
... And if you think our Leo uses a petty steering wheel to drive a car, think again, my friend. Think again.
Because this is what he'd look like if he went all Jared Leto on us... and also grew breasts.
Because look at him all concentrate-y.
Because he makes talking on the telephone look effortless.
Because basically, he's just better than us in every way.
Do you REALLY need anymore convincing of his holiness?
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