Raspberry VodkaMike's Hard LemonadeRed Bull and VodkaShots of whatever gets me drunk the fastestWhatever is in Chris and Matt's fridgeFranziaWhatever's at the party, I forgot to pregameBeer (I only do hard alcohol when I'm drunk)Hamms (I ain't made of money)WaterIt doesn't matter as long as it helps me forget about my life
Trying to convince Chris to go to FeveStudying because I have an Orgo exam tomorrowI have an 8:20 tomorrow, but I'm going out anywayDrinking and crying until I pass outLol is this a question?Either studying or with my girlfriend or even better both <33333Late night walk around the lakeProbably masturbating tbhTrying not to be a bozoIt's not a Wednesday so nothing crazyDoing Moreau homework ughhh
CarrollDunneRyanKeoughCavanaughMcGlinnLyonsFisherI love every dorm!!!!
YesNoNah I'm in the friendzoneMaybeYes, as brosOnly if I was drunk enough
A girl because I secretly wish I was a lesbianAnyone as long as I'm drunk enoughNo one! I've turned over a new leaf.An athlete, preferably tall and darkly pigmented.I have a girlfriend!!!...Smicks who don't mind the top bunkAnyone I can be emo withI don't like hookups, I just like befriending lot of girls and being friends with them until my friends give me shit about it, and I start to date them. And really I'm good with emotions, I swear.
Working on my six packPickin' veggies!Sex, drugs, and alcoholJesus campWorkingTrying not to cry myself to sleep every nightShreddin' gnar, bruh!Trying to avoid the cesspool that is Huntington, West Virginia
The one who says they're not going to blackout and proceeds to blackoutThe one who is definitely not trying to hookup with anyone, but really wants to hookup with someoneThe photo whoreThe one who says they're not going to ditch their friends for a boy and then ditches their friends for a boyThe one who randomly runs away from everyoneThe one who thinks it's a good idea to talk to any and every authority figure in sightThe one who gets drunk off of 1 beerThe one who promises they're not going to hookup with that guy they like and then they hookupThe annoying drunkThe one who stands in the corner and raps DrakeThe one who excessively drunk texts and Snapchats
NoneOneI've lost countOnly the girlsI have a girlfriend!!!!
That girl I hooked up with that one timeThat girl who kind of is in love with meSomeone from home. Y'all suckThat guy I hooked up with that one timeHow can I choose just one Lyons girl?!?!??My girlfriend, duhMy BFF that I'm not-so-secretly in love with
PaintTalk to my girlfriend/parentsRunListen to emo musicCleanHomeworkJerk offBrowse dank memes...Accidentally injure myselfLay on an eno
Which Member Of HeroiND Are You?
You got the king of the Smicks! You tend to blackout about ten times too many and also have made a few regrettable mistakes while drunk, but you're fine, it's fine. Work hard, play hard, the weekend will be here soon enough.
You got the best person ever! Sure, you spend an oddly high amount of time in your room with the door closed and talk way too much about Instagram likes and worry way too much about hookups and get super angsty at times, but you're still a decent person, which is better than most.
You are the best of the worst! You may hail from the obesity capital of the world and may or may not have fucked some cousins, but you still have that sparkling personality of yours! Don't let the resting bitch face fool people - you're secretly a sweetheart (ish).
You may not be able to admit your feelings about a certain someone and have no idea what all those science kids are talking about with their orgasmic chemistry but whatever! You are the definition of "you do you" and are never afraid to speak your mind and do some weird/crazy ass shit. The definition of a free spirit.
You can totally handle your emotions!!!! You may have a thing for a girl named Elise and have an odd taste in beverages, but who cares! Nothing can hold you down - broken legs, broken hearts, or broken records. Is it Wednesday yet?
You're into some kinky shit - autoerotic asphyxiation, illicit activities, scumbag sexy guys, making out with girls at parties. But it's fine because you always have a good time. At least until you jump into the lake naked and run away from everyone.
You have a girlfriend!!!! And also a decent personality. You may be a lightweight, but that's just so you keep up that incredible figure. Unfortunately, your eyes are still brighter than your future.
You may get blackout drunk off of two shots, but that's fine because you're going to have fun no matter what! If you're not doing regrettable things while drunk, you're probably running [away from your past hookups].
Congratulations - you're not a bozo! Try as hard as you may to clean the mistakes from that rough night you had (cough* Fisher formal *cough), but some things can not be vacuumed up. You may or may not be a jersey chaser.
You finally got out of the hellhole that is Cavanaugh and are ready to spread your wings and fly! You may still be in Moreau but that's fine because you have heroin(d). Also, I hear there's an app that locks you out of your phone when you get too drunk. You should check into it.
You are the definition of emo. The only thing you love more than death is Grey's Anatomy, and the only thing you hate more than people is yourself. You're probably going to die alone but at least you've surrounded yourself with semi-tolerable people.