According to a…ahem…fairly incriminating video secretly shot by British tabloid rag the News of the World, Kate Middleton’s uncle is a drug dealer in Ibiza. And he's bald. And fat.
Featuring such delights as Kendra keeping her clothes on while in the same room as Hef and walking down some stairs.
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