1. Ahh, the days of listening to your Walkman while rollerskating and sipping on some Kool-Aid Koolers.
2. Remember when crimping your hair and talking on your extendable cord phone AT THE SAME TIME was considered multitasking?
3. Do they even make Grip Ball anymore? They probably have a less fun version on Wii.
4. What happened to this kind of athleticism? A time when real men wore spandex.
5. And cars like this… now this… this is a car!
6. There was something oddly satisfying about putting a big ol' tape into an even bigger ol' VCR.
7. You'll never get back the simple pleasure of lugging around a camera three times the size of your head.
8. Sadly, the coolness of your Chuck Norris Karate Kommando has expired.
9. If you're like us, you long for the days when keytars weren't ironic.
10. And why are music players getting smaller and smaller?
11. Don't listen to anyone who tells you that "music machines" are outdated. They're the real deal.
12. Would you throw out a mixtape with a track list like this?!
13. You'll never get back the simple pleasure of completing one of these babies.
14. Fingers crossed that looks like these come back.
15. Kids these days think they have "swag." This is the true meaning of "swag."
For more '80s nostalgia, check out The Goldbergs!
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