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10. Replaces your birth control pills with jelly beans.
9. Ruined your romantic trip to Europe by putting t-shirts on all the nude statues.
8. Your girlfriends hate him.
7. Ends every argument by comparing himself to Martin Luther King, Jr.
6. Orders for you in restaurants and also tries to make your medical decisions for you.
5. Cordons off your bathroom with crime scene tape once a month to make sure your period was just a straightforward case of menstruation and not cause for investigation.
4. Refuses to allow you into your house until it meets his arbitrary requirements, like a race car bed and toilet seat warmers.
3. Believes he can turn things that are not people into people with the power of his mind.
2. Three words: missionary position only.
1. He’s Ken Cuccinelli.
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