Which Suicidal Poet Would You Rather Sleep With? (Vote!)

Hot suicidal female poets: we all want to sleep with them. They’re like the sexy crazy girls who talk too loud and smoke clove cigarettes and who drink grain alcohol in the back room of the party. Or at least, I personally always want to sleep with these girls. But the question is, how to choose? Which one? Which one? So we here at The Faster Times have picked the two hottest female poets, and present them here to you in a game of “Who would you rather?”