2. Martin Yale Fully Automatic Electric Letter Opener for $328.99
This letter opener can open up to 7,000 letters an hour. That is over 150,000 letters a day if you really need it! This is highly recommended for people like Justin Bieber, Lebron James and George Zimmerman who must receive tons of fan mail daily!
6. Raj India Trading Pewter Pet Urns, starting at $49.99
“Honey, can you go down to Costco and get us about 50 pounds of meat, 6 cases of Mountain Dew, 3 bags of tilapia and an urn for our dead dog? Thanks”
PS. WTF is a token pet urn?
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