1. Step 1: Get some eggs!
2. Step 2: Look all over your kitchen for some oil!
3. Step 3: Turn that stove on!
4. Step 4: Grease that sucker up!
5. Step 5: Distribute evenly!
6. Step 6: Open that egg box!
7. Step 7: Pick a healthy looking egg!
8. Step 8: Crack that sucker!
9. Step 9: Wait…
10. Step 10: Flip!
11. Step 11: Wait…
12. Step 12: And serve!
And now you have a delicious, delicious egg! ENJOY!
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