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Are You Dating A Merman?

Half-man. Half-fish. All yours.

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    He has attempted to grow out his beard at least once.
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    He has a beard.
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    He has long luscious locks like Thor.
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    He has at least half a side of long locks like Skrillex.
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    He has at least thought about growing out his hair.
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    He hates man buns.
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    He has dyed his hair a bright color.
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    He has dyed his beard a bright color.
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    Specifically, he has dyed his hair and beard an aqua blue or hot pink color.
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    He prefers baths to showers.
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    He prefers cold water to hot water.
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    He loves to swim.
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    He loves going to the pool.
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    He loves going to the beach.
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    He owns a pair of flippers.
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    He loves snorkeling.
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    He has skinny dipped before.
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    He believes you can hear the ocean if you hold a conch to your ear.
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    He owns a white noise machine that plays the sounds of the ocean.
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    He doesn't eat seafood.
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    He judges pescatarians.
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    He won't even eat lobster tails from the bakery.
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    He loves to snack on seaweed chips.
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    Especially if they are from Trader Joe's.
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    He drinks the recommended eight glasses of water a day.
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    He has carried around a gallon of water to drink throughout the day.
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    He is always ~thirsty~.
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    He's a water sign.
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    He acts like a water sign.
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    He considers himself a brony (he loves My Little Pony).
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    He is a lover of all magical creatures, really.
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    He has referred to himself as magical.
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    He has an obsession with all things Disney.
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    The Little Mermaid is his favorite movie.
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    He has pulled out The Little Mermaid during ~Netflix and Chill~.
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    He THINKS he can sing like Ariel.
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    He can actually sing.
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    His room is full of gadgets and gizmos.
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    And he always wants more.
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    He has been called a hoarder before.
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    But he prefers the term "collector."
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    He secretly loves the movie Aquamarine .
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    And has watched H20: Just Add Water on TeenNick at least once.
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    Aquaman is the ONLY superhero that matters to him.
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    He has a love/hate relationship with Sea World.
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    He loves aquariums.
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    He wishes he worked at an aquarium.
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    He has studied or has considered studying marine biology.
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    He has a mermaid tattoo.
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    He is obsessed with mermaid tattoos.
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    He has dressed like a mermaid for Halloween.
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    He has thought about dressing up as a mermaid for Halloween.
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    He has dressed like a mermaid not on Halloween.
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    He is ACTUALLY half-man and half-fish.
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    And carries a large ~trident~.
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