"And just like that, Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass."
"More like "Professor Will-you get into my pants."
Big girls don't cry over spilled milk... they shower in it!
Because penises are OBVIOUSLY funny.
Halloween will be a ~gay~ old time!
Because where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial.
When your whole life goes up in smoke, it's time for a promotion.