3. They Drew On Walls
Graffiti’s still illegal, right? Well, it wasn’t for cavemen. These artistic creatures created art where ever they pleased. Suck on that, Banksy.
5. They Didn’t Complain When They Were Injured
Because cavemen hunted such large animals, it was common for them to be injured while they were attempting to scoop up their next meal. Getting stabbed, scraped and breaking bones was all part of the hunting process. These badasses didn’t even have health insurance and they always came out on top (and wearing fur coats!).
6. They Bludgeoned Things
We don’t even USE the word “bludgeon” enough!
7. They Had Sex For Fun
That’s right: sex is fun and cavemen did what they wanted.
8. They Were “Apex Predators”
…which means they were at the top of the food chain because they had no predators of their own. Top of the pyramid!
9. They Had Balanced Diets
Even though they were excellent hunters and carnivores, cavemen made sure to eat their vegetables, too. The Caveman Diet kept them in tip-top shape.