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12 Reasons Your Boss Is A Total Baby

Today is National Boss Day. (How appropriate that it falls on a Monday, amirite?) To celebrate, you can reflect on all the ways your boss is probably a baby. And check out the trailer for The Boss Baby below!

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1. They constantly need your attention. / Via

And they'll stop at nothing to get it.

2. Their sleep schedule becomes your sleep schedule.

Unfortunately, it's never this adorable.

3. You need to talk to them every day.

Of course, they may not always understand what's coming out of your mouth.

4. More often than not, you have no idea what they want.

And really, neither do they.

5. You can always expect them to throw a fit if they don't get their way.

But that's not something a little food won't help.

6. They're gassy, especially after lunch.

Pictured: your boss.

7. You pretty much have to do whatever they say. / Via

No matter how diabolical it may seem.

8. They totally abuse you.

You really ought to sue.

9. Sometimes they get drunk, and you have to cover for them... / Via

"Yeah, uh...Mr. Horwitz isn't taking any calls this afternoon. May I take a message?"

10. ...and somehow their mess always becomes your mess. / Via

Sorry about this one.

11. You're clearly much, much smarter than they are.

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But that doesn't stop them from "licking the glass to see how it tastes" anyway, does it?

12. But they're always watching your every move.

And it's always from behind really cute sunglasses.

Check out Alec Baldwin as an *actual* baby in The Boss Baby, and try to be glad your boss doesn't really need a diaper change.

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