1. It's packing a swimmer's build of muscle.
2. It gives a movie theatre full of "stick it to the man" feels.
3. It's got Selena Gomez dishing up some serious know-how.
4. It's got a boys' club locker room full of hilarious stunts.
5. It has some pretty pointed asides from this guy:
6. It has a weekend-in-Vegas amount of bro love.
7. It has WTF facts so big they could only ever fit into a financial crisis.
8. It leaves you feeling as close as you'll get to #winning without taking drugs.
9. It even has Margot Robbie...
10. ...being snarky like it's going out of style.
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