1. REASON 1 - THE FAST AND THE MEAN
Reason 1 - THEY WILL STEAL YOUR BENCH and rigorousy mock you afterward.
2. REASON 2 - RAGE IN THE AISLES
Reason 2 - Irrational reactions to the price of chicken.
3. REASON 3 - JUST DON’T MESS
Reason 3 - WTF?
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