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    NEXT BIG SOUND SIGNS FIRST ARTIST!

    BUSINESS WORLD SHOCKED! ENTERTAINMENT WORLD AWED! Innovative Music Marketing Pioneer Makes Strategic Investment in Chicago's #5 Comedy Rapper...'It ain't nothin' but a thang' - Alex White (NBS CEO) In other news, FAKE ARTICLE!!!!

    'Partnership is Mutually Beneficial...' Says Rapper. Spends Next 2 Minutes Trying to Think of a Word to Rhyme With 'Beneficial'

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    Kirk Sells / Via youtube.com

    '... I think everyone involved in the deal knew that it was brilliant idea'

    Late Sunday night, un-official reports confirmed that NYC Music Analytics Outfit, Next Big Sound had signed Chicago's #5 Comedy Rapper Kirk Sells as their first artist affiliate.

    And why not?

    The move signifies the company's tireless investment in helping their customers (primarily musicians and music-industry professionals) understand how to grow their digital music brand. By signing a talented, driven (and relatively undiscovered) artist like Kirk, NBS will be able to personify the impact that their services can have in a very real way.

    'We thought it would be smart...' says Next Big Sound CEO, Alex White.

    'An artist like Kirk is thinking more intuitively than those prone to being lost in the infinite sea of digital music. He is listening to the marketplace and leveraging high-impact platforms like YouTube to build an audience for a genre on the rise; something that caters to our namesake. Plus, our team loves him! He is a naturally gifted entertainer who gives us the opportunity to see the daily impact of our work. Oh and he keeps us laughing... like, a lot'

    While details of the agreement are still under-'raps'. Experts project that the partnership could be worth upwards of $700 TRILLION.

    'We wanted to make clear that we aren't really experts in projecting that type of thing' - Expert #1

    For more details on why Kirk was the clear choice for NBS' first signing visit Kirk's Website (Below)

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