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Corinne From The Bachelor Is A Lost Bluth

Corinne could nicely be described as a "character." It could be argued, though, that she is a specific character, one we know and love from Arrested Development. Strangely, at age 24 she is younger than Lindsay's actual daughter Maeby (who would be 26 years old now, a slightly more appropriate age for 36-year-old Bachelor Nick Viall), but I think it is safe to say she is the long-lost Bluth.

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1. Corinne Olympios

What can I say about Corinne that she hasn't already gifted us? She is neither here to make friends, nor to fight over a pickle. She "runs" a multi-million dollar company with her family and loves cheese pasta.
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What can I say about Corinne that she hasn't already gifted us? She is neither here to make friends, nor to fight over a pickle. She "runs" a multi-million dollar company with her family and loves cheese pasta.

2. Lindsay Bluth Fünke

Lindsey; adopted Bluth daughter, wife (?) to Tobias, "activist," and mother to Maeby. Also, it seems, the inspiration for the life of Corinne.
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Lindsey; adopted Bluth daughter, wife (?) to Tobias, "activist," and mother to Maeby. Also, it seems, the inspiration for the life of Corinne.

3. They both appreciate a good rage nap.

"You miss 100% of the naps you do not take." - Corinne's nanny, probably.
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"You miss 100% of the naps you do not take." - Corinne's nanny, probably.

4. Their cooking skills leave something to be desired.

How could anyone who is not a professional chef "make" cucumbers? Julia Child herself never attempted cheese pasta. Corinne's nanny, Raquel, is basically the Guy Fieri of this season of The Bachelor.
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How could anyone who is not a professional chef "make" cucumbers? Julia Child herself never attempted cheese pasta. Corinne's nanny, Raquel, is basically the Guy Fieri of this season of The Bachelor.

5. "You didn't even try..." “So I didn’t even fail, and I don’t see you giving me credit for that.”

She lost circulation in her hands, guys. She almost went to the hospital. Corinne did not let someone else take over the banana stand so she could shovel poopy.
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She lost circulation in her hands, guys. She almost went to the hospital. Corinne did not let someone else take over the banana stand so she could shovel poopy.

6. They both stop at nothing to save the most important relationships in their lives.

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The Bluth Company built homes that were almost as reliable as a bouncy castle, so it adds up.

7. They stand up for themselves, kind of.

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We are all waiting with baited breath to see what Corinne has in store for Taylor next week.

8. They are not accustomed to rejection.

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She had a trench coat and whipped cream. Is there a more romantic place to get better acquainted than a fountain, in public, surrounded by cameras, with Nick's other girlfriends creeping in the bushes?

9. They share similar goals and dreams.

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Nobody has ever held her boobs like that, and nobody ever will.

10. They defend their emotional intelligence.

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Taylor, you may have a master's degree from some "university," but Corinne doesn't need that. She runs a multi-million dollar company, she's not an idiot.

11. They are both excellent dancers.

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Mom dances run in the family.

12. And also, don't try to confront them. It is a trap.

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Guys, I think Corinne knows what she is doing.

13. We are all just living in their world...

*Everyone watching this season of The Bachelor*
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*Everyone watching this season of The Bachelor*

14. ... good luck.

*Corinne, ABC, and the producers of this show*
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*Corinne, ABC, and the producers of this show*

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