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The Terrible Truth About Cats & Dogs

I think it's good to have a pet animal. I know there are people starving and war and stuff and we should probably focus on humans, but pets are highly therapeutic for a lot of people who are lonely or don't relate to other humans very well, and…

The Awl • 6 years ago

How Lives Begin | The Awl

I grew up in the East Village, in New York City, surrounded by art. I was young, maybe 4, when I learned where babies came from. Upon leaving the Finnish fundamentalist faith of my youth, I made my parents a promise that I would still attend church…

The Awl • 6 years ago

Why Times Square Needs A McWorld

The first time I wrote a letter to the president of McDonald's it was about breakfast. I'm not a huge fan of most of the lunch and dinner options at McDonald's but I love Sausage Egg & Cheese McMuffins and I love hash browns. I have gone into that…

The Awl • 6 years ago

“Disagree And Still Be Friends”: A Conversation With Andrew Sullivan

My leftist friends are mainly baffled by how much I like Andrew Sullivan. His blog, the Daily Dish, presents a libertarian-inflected center-right political stance. He supported the Iraq War; he is gay and a practicing Catholic. As Ken Layne recently…

The Awl • 6 years ago

What Became Of San Diego's Newspapers

The dystopian author Mike Davis once wrote that San Diego—the city where I live, 100 condo-packed miles south of Los Angeles—is "arguably the nation's capital of white collar crime." In fact, Davis devoted a book to the claim, Under the Perfect Sun,…

The Awl • 6 years ago

Here's How You Eat Wild Caviar In 2013: You Don't

Stereotypical rich people of days gone by, with their brass-buttoned Navy blazers and exotic European sports cars, used to love to feast upon caviar. Why? Nobody knows, but it had something to do with caviar being a weird and expensive thing from a…

The Awl • 6 years ago

Modern Love: A (Likely!) Statistical Breakdown Of The Weekly ‘New York Times’ Column

(2010 to present. All numbers are in percentages; due to overlapping figures may total more than 100.) WRITER Gender: Female (98.3) Male (1.7)

The Awl • 6 years ago

Tupac Lane Welcomes You: The Street Names Of Las Vegas

When Tupac was riddled with bullets just off the Las Vegas Strip in 1996, yet another city was added to the long list of those that have claims on him: Baltimore, Oakland, New York, Los Angeles, Marin City.1 As the list's last entry, Las Vegas…

The Awl • 6 years ago

Take A Minute To Watch The New Way We Make Web Headlines Now

The great menace in headlines in 2011 was that either every headline was "11 Ways to X" or that it was "Y Happens to Z [SLIDESHOW]." You know, whatever our pals at Business Insider and Huffington Post's Celebrity Sideboob's page were doing. Well,…

The Awl • 6 years ago

The Stupidity Of New York’s Long, Expensive (And Ongoing) War On Graffiti

Thirty years ago—at the height of New York City's "War on Graffiti," and in an act of faith utterly incommensurate with the city's public demonization of graffiti writers—a group of teenagers named SHY 147, DAZE, MIN and DURO met with MTA official…

The Awl • 6 years ago

Lena Dunham, Adele, Lady Gaga, Amy Adams All Very Ugly, Says “Esquire”

OH YES. "And women no longer need to be beautiful in order to express their talent. Lena Dunham and Adele and Lady Gaga and Amy Adams are all perfectly plain, and they are all at the top of their field."

The Awl • 6 years ago

In Joss Whedon's "Angel," A Theology Of Earthbound Demons

There are some things I know to be true that cannot be objectively or scientifically proven, what theologians call articles of faith. Corporate lawyers, for instance, are not simply bad people who made poor life choices. They actually work for…

The Awl • 6 years ago

Blergh: A Golden Globes Wrap-Up

I just got done watching the Golden Globes show on TV, and that’s fun, to sit there with some bacon & horseradish dip and say shitty things about people who are famous. Also to make fun of the clothes these celebrities wear, mostly the women,…

The Awl • 6 years ago

British People Starting To Hate Facebook

Do you remember where you were when MySpace lost its spot as the top social network? Where were you when Plastic died? There are early signs today that Facebook, used by many and loved by few, is beginning its inevitable decline. In Britain, where…

The Awl • 6 years ago

Why Does Pret A Manger Think Americans Are Stupid?

The delightful Pret A Manger sandwich shops which have taken Manhattan by storm in the last decade—in the days when they were backed by McDonald's—began in London. When Pret first showed up here, they went a bit screwy: apparently there was just too…

The Awl • 6 years ago

The Apology | The Awl

You'll go down there and apologize. You'll go and apologize now. It's ridiculous not to, ridiculous even to wait as long as you have to do it. Stupid and petulant and a waste of time to wait here. It was a stupid thing to say in the first place,…

The Awl • 6 years ago

The 17 Best Failed TV Shows Of The 80s (As Judged By Their Openings)

Sarah Marshall: I'm not especially proud of any of the hobbies I used to waste my free time, but perhaps the most inexplicable is my fondness for watching compilations of old TV themes on YouTube. As a general rule, I love all sludgy runoff of pop…

The Awl • 6 years ago

What Was The First Thing You Shoplifted?

Shoplifting is like drinking beer before you're 21, everyone's tried it once. So in the spirit of reckoning with the past, we asked our favorite young adult novelists to share the details of the first time they broke the law.

The Awl • 6 years ago

Who Is Princess Michael Of Kent?

To the index of woes humanity was blessedly spared last year—the Mayan apocalypse, a Romney-Ryan administration, the fiscal cliff, photos of Kate Winslet’s third wedding—we must add an event whose absence supplies a faint but joyous glimmer of hope…

The Awl • 6 years ago

Ask Polly: Will I Be Alone Forever?

Appearing here Wednesdays, Turning The Screw provides existential crisis counseling for the faint of heart. "Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much."

The Awl • 6 years ago