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If you had a hard, traumatic, or abusive childhood yourself, learning to parent is HARD. I fight every single day to not slip into the bad parenting decisions my parents made. Sometimes it feels like I’m flying blind on this whole motherhood thing, because I didn’t have a positive… Read More

I don’t wear my wedding ring if I’m not leaving the house. I better go tell my husband about our impending divorce!

“The Philadelphia Story” drunk scene. Pure comedy gold.

I absolutely hate it too. Our public records laws lead to more and more stories being published for clicks, and then more and more stories being sought out. Many of the people in these stories were probably severely mentally ill or drug addicted, and it’s reduced to “Oh Florida, y’all… Read More

surfingrockets, we need to be friends, because I am bitter, TO THIS DAY, about Popular being canceled.

Such a small, tiny thing, and not earth-shattering in the grand scheme of things, but I would have loved to see Mrs. Figg.

Naps in the light, nighttime sleep in the dark. Talk and make noise normally during naps. Be quieter at night. Practice “the pause” before picking baby up when they make noises while they should be asleep. I’m incredibly lucky and I know it. Baby slept through the night (11 hour… Read More

First words I ever said to him were: “Ugh, get out of my way, I’ll just do it!” Anyway, we’re married now.

My name is Christen, and people have NO problem calling me by YOUR name. ?

“Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas.” I’m 33, I’ve loved it since I was 11, and I’ll fight all the haters. It’s great!