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    The Neighborhood Anon

    Hi! I can't tell you my name or gender because I can't speak. I also can't tell you if I have a home or not (because I can't speak). Good thing I can type! Anyway, I like hanging out on your steps, and sitting with your cat (and occasionally swatting at her). I think we're friends? P.S. More cat food please!

    The Angry Luddite
    by The Angry Luddite

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